20 Things I Can't Wait to Do at Chapel Hill

Less than four weeks before I go back for round two as a Tarheel! Here are some things I'm really, REALLY looking forward to! :D

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1. First hugs with my best friends

Girls, sorry if I tackle you to the ground. :*)

2. Getting to know my new roommate

Woohoo!

3. Grabbing a turtle mocha on Franklin Street

Caribou, I'm comin'!

4. Reading a brand new piece at the first Wordsmiths open mic

Question is, which one?

5. Visiting my last italian professor

Sorry, Tessa, I might be a bit out of practice...yikes

6. The obligatory first trip to Buns with the gang

Dem fries doe

7. Celebrating a certain someone's 19th birthday

There may be chocolate involved...

8. Applying to work at the Design Union

Is it chill that my portfolio is 80% fandom graphics?

9. Dining hall cake

Don't judge me! The banana fudge cake is amazing!

10. Going on another adventure to Boston Market

The mac & cheese is worth the 40 minute bus ride

11. Hearing everyone spit at the previously-mentioned Wordsmiths event

#newshit

12. Late nights discussing summer adventures and future plans with my favorite people

Cards Against Humanity, anyone?

13. The season premieres of Supernatural and Grey's Anatomy, and the release of TRXYE

Fangirling will happen

14. Stories from the bestie who is GOING TO ENGLAND

I expect #Sherlocking pics. You clue for those looks, girl.

15. Clubbing

Because cute boys.

16. New experiences

I want to do so much; it isn't even funny.

17. Late night walks to Wendy's

Blaring new music, obviously.

18. New professors

Can you guys top Sassy Professor for most Facebook statuses this semester?

19. Being in that environment

I'll take feminism for a thousand, Alex.

20. Everything else

I'm so ready.


With love,
Laney

My Top 10 TV Shows

Pretty much everyone in America loves TV, and when producers get it right, obsession is quick to follow. Here are some of the shows I've been obsessed with recently and always.

Spoilers. Duh.

10. Mad Men (currently on season 4)

Just Joan being flawless. {via}

Following the life of 60's businessman and serial cheater Don Draper  Dick Whitman, Mad Men is ultimately a feminist and progressive satire that highlights how screwed up America was 50 years ago in order to show us how, psst, we still have a long way to go in the way of human rights. My favorite thing about the show is the small victories, especially for Peggy, but even for Don, who somehow rides the line of hatred and pity for me every episode.

OTP: Don/Peggy
BROTP: Peggy/Joan
Favorite Character: Peggy Olson

9. Project Runway (caught up and waiting for season 13)

That's Christopher. He's moody. {via}

Yes I did just go from a highly acclaimed television masterpiece to a reality game show, but whatever. I love me some Tim Gunn. If you didn't know, Project Runway invites a host of designers to New York each year to compete in a cutthroat runway competition. Best designer gets to create a whole collection for New York Fashion Week, and that ain't nothing, folks. Make it work!

OTP: literally every contestant ever and their adorable partners
BROTP: Tim/Heidi
Favorite  Character  Contestant: Mondo Guerra

8. Bones (caught up and waiting for season 10)

*whispers* let me be your queen {via}

Bones is a long-running program about a female Sherlock Holmes who happens to be one of the best forensic anthropologists in the world. Temperance "Bones" Brennan, her FBI partner and ex-sniper friend Seeley Booth, and her team of scientists (squints) at the Jeffersonian Institute in Washington, D.C. solve crimes using mostly - wait for it - bones. The best part about Bones is the character development, not only of Brennan herself, but of all of her friends.

OTP: Hodgins/Angela ("Hodgela")
BROTP: Brennan/Angela
Favorite Character: Dr. Jack Hodgins

7. Grey's Anatomy (caught up and waiting for season 11)

*casually loves Dr. Bailey forever* {via}

Meredith Grey (hah), daughter of the famed doctor Elis Grey, starts her surgical internship at Seattle Grace hospital after a one night stand with the best neurosurgeon in America, aka her attending. The show follows Meredith and her friends at the hospital, including Dr. Derek "McDreamy" Sheppard, and the infamous Cristina Yang (Meredith's best friend person). This show is sassy, sexy, fabulous, dramatic, funny, and heartbreaking. Hop aboard the fast train to feels.

OTP: Meredith/Derek ("Merder")
BROTP: Meredith/Cristina ("Mertina")
Favorite Character: Dr. Miranda Bailey

6. The Daily Show (watching...daily)

Don't ever stop, Jon. Don't ever stop. {via}

Basically Jon Stewart and his Best F*cking News Team spend four nights a week tearing down bullshit in America with satire. It's the greatest. This is where I get most of my news on TV. It's pretty much my life goal to meet Jon but if I never get to: Mr. Stewart. You kick ass. Thanks for the laughs.

OTP: uhhh
BROTP: Jon and New York
Favorite Character: Besides Jon? Jessica Williams

5. Orphan Black (caught up and waiting for season 3)

Seestra {via}

This is a sci-fi drama about a woman named Sarah Manning who is one of at least a dozen clones. Each clone has a different personality, voice, sexuality, etc., and they are all played by Tatiana Maslany. The show is full of rabbit holes and feminism. My only complaint is that there aren't nearly enough non-white characters (which is a problem with every show but is especially glaring on progressive shows). Anyway, it's a quality show.

OTP: Felix/Colin; Cosima/Delphine
BROTP: Sarah/Helena; Sarah/Felix
Favorite Character: Cosima, Felix, and Helena (I seriously can't choose)

4. Supernatural (caught up and waiting for season 10)

Idk {via}

Sam and Dean Winchester are brothers. They kill monsters. They are walking Bible-brother story arcs. All their friends are dead. Except Castiel; le sexiest angel in the garrison. This show is full of white people. Stop it. Like, we know they're gorgeous but come on. Except I'm obsessed and I can't help it. *runs off to write fanfics*

OTP: They're all dead and I cry. Idk. Charlie/Dorothy
BROTP: Dean/Sam/Castiel ("Team Free Will")
Favorite Character: Sam Winchester

3. Breaking Bad (finished...dang it)

Magnets, bitch. {via}

Watching this show made for a quality month. Some of you may be saying, a month? What were you doing with your time?!?! Finals, loves. Finals. Anywho, this show convinced me that drugs are bad (duh) and never trust the quiet ones. It was funny, crazy, and just all around great. Love love love. The ending was perfect, too. Hey, anyone wanna hit up Los Pollos Hermanos?

OTP: Hank/Marie
BROTP: Walt/Jesse
Favorite Character: Jesse "Yo yo yo, 148, 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representin' the ABQ, what up, Beotch? Leave it at the tone" Pinkman

2. House (finished...ughhhhh)

My faves. {via}

You know the deal. Dr. Gregory House has chronic leg pain and limps around Princeton Plainsboro downing Vicodin, ignoring Watson's...I mean, Wilson's...advice, curing super sick people with ridiculous methods, and generally mistreating his staff of genius doctors. House was funny, smart, and just very, very good. I'm sad that there will never be a new episode, but I am very happy with the 8 seasons that I got to see. Everybody lies.

OTP: Does it really matter now?
BROTP: House/Wilson
Favorite Character: 13

1. ???

This one is blank because there are still so many show that I have to try. Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, Psych, etc. Suggestions?

Thanks for reading! Talk to you soon.

With love,
Laney

Movie Review of The Fault in Our Stars

Spoilers [book and movie]. Duh.

"...deservedly egged by a blind man."

Let's just get this out of the way while I have your utmost attention: the book was better.

But isn't that how it always goes? A screen is a screen and words on a page are words on a page. There is a way to fill the screen with metaphors and feelings and an aura of exactly what the director wants to convey, but that art form is reserved, it seems, for original works and true stories that can be told any which way. It is not an art form reserved for bringing books, which already possess their own metaphors and feelings and auras, to life in the same way they survive in the hearts of their readers. So books are made into cinematic spectacles, complete with props, one liners, and CGI magic meant to play out a good-enough story, which is both mildly confusing to those who have never read the book, and mildly disappointing to those who have.

That being said, director Josh Boone makes a valiant effort to bring The Fault in Our Stars to life. The voice overs are sweet and necessary, the scenes flow well, and the tear-jerker moments are real, despite the well-known fact that John Green's great love story is a bit contrived. But not in a bad way. Green is famous for his pixie-dream-child characters, of which Augustus Waters is no exception. Ansel Elgort plays Gus with all the finesse and truth that readers have come to love, and Shailene Woodley - soft, sarcastic, and honest - shares a chemistry with him that is rarely matched in Hollywood productions. She is effortless.

Yes, there are many things from the book that were left out. Augustus' last girlfriend, for example, whose death from cancer is one of the biggest reasons Hazel realizes she will hurt Gus in the end. Gone, too, are the magical tree petals that litter Amsterdam during the couple's trip, and the blind version of Augustus and Isaac's favorite novel-turned-video game, on which Isaac commands the game character to "hump the moist cave wall". The movie also forgoes Mr. Lancaster's insight that the world just wants to be noticed, in favor of really driving home the "some infinities are bigger than other infinities" point.

However, this is not a disappointing movie. I was consistently pleased with the inclusion of perfectly in-tact quotes, adorable moments of Gus-y-ness, and the famous Green venn diagrams. One of the most enjoyable pieces of the film was Nat Wolff, who is the perfect manifestation of the Isaac I imagined while reading the books. His humor and misery and revenge and friendship are an immense part of this film, and Wolf was fantastic in each of his scenes. Peter Van Houten [ahem, the genius Willem Dafoe], too, was exactly right, and I was glad that the film did not sugar coat his drinking or his tactlessness.

The film, truthfully, did not sugar coat anything. Yes, Hazel and Augustus had a fabulous time being in love in Amsterdam, and yes, not all teenagers build their lives around metaphors, but the movie told a realistic story about two dying people who were not always brave soldiers in the cancer war, but did try to be alive to the world while they still lived. "The world," as Gus puts it, "is not a wish-granting factory."

And all this coming from the fingertips of a man who devotes his life to reducing world suck.

In any event, I am a very happy fan who cried her eyes out at the theatre, and who is very glad that I have a copy of a great novel by my bedside, with a few secrets inside that will never be seen on-screen. I am also an ecstatic Nerdfighter, who is quite happy that a good man got to see his story come to life, and that he gets to share this experience with one hell of a brother and an extremely loyal fandom.

Thanks for the tears, John. I hope some part of Esther snuck into a theatre today and felt your intense love with the rest of us.

DFTBA,
Laney

Four New Favorite Things

The past six months have been great for discovering new ways of entertaining myself when I'm avoiding writing papers and such, and these are some of the best. Check one out and enjoy :)

4. Vlogbrothers

My faves. {via}

John and Hank Green might just be the most adorable, fast-talking fact machines on the planet. Their two short videos a week always make me laugh, smile, and learn something new, and I'm addicted to their fabulously humble personalities and their adorkable smiles. I hope that they continue to vlog for many years to come, and Hank, I'll see you on Friday. Watch them here.

3. Tumblr

Some lovely person put this gif on Tumblr. Bless you.

Tumblr is the best thing ever. I wish that I was joking. Whether you want to find the smuttiest of fanfics or cry over insane fan art or laugh at the dumbest, truest text post on the internet, Tumblr has you covered. I'm obsessed with the live blogging that occurs during Supernatural and Grey's Anatomy every week, and it is so cool being able to post my Photoshop work for a legitimate audience of fangirls.

2. Coriolanus

Tom being awesome. {via}

I don't always like Shakespeare, but when I do, I quote it until kingdom come and look up summaries just to make sure my theories about the meaning of a passage are correct. That I am longer to live most weary. And okay, okay, you caught me. The production I'm speaking of stars Tom Hiddleston. He's been nominated for an Oliver for his performance as Caius Martius Coriolanus, and holy sweet baby Jesus, he deserves one. Here are links to Part 1 and Part 2, in case you want to see what I'm talking about.

1. Grey's Anatomy

My current favorite couple. {via}

I know that I'm ten years late to the party, but goddamn, it is one hell of a party, and I'm so glad I finally got here. Marathoning Grey's was hugely enjoyable, and despite buckets of tears shed, I'll be sticking with Dr. McDreamy and Dr. Medusa Grey until the very end. (AHEM. DON'T KILL CHRISTINA, SHONDA. I WILL BREAK WINDOWS AND FACES.)

Thanks for dropping by, lovely readers. (How is March almost over. I'll try to squeeze in another post this weekend.)

With love,
Laney

Movie Review of Dallas Buyers Club

PSA for anyone who isn't educated on this topic:

Transgender: a person whose self-identity does not conform unambiguously to conventional notions of male or female gender.

Transvestite: a person who derives pleasure from dressing in drag/cross-dressing; not always the same as cross-dressers; not always homosexual.

Transsexual: a person who emotionally and psychologically feels that they belong to the opposite sex.

Genderqueer: people who do not subscribe to conventional gender distinctions but identify with neither, both, or a combination of male and female genders.

Cisgender: people who, for the most part, identify as the gender they were assigned at birth.

*There is a lot of cross-over here, and people do not fit into nice and neat little society boxes with pretty labels on them. This is for awareness.

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Spoilers. Duh.

I want to first say that this was a very good movie. It was. I loved it. But all of the message that this movie puts forward to its audience is vastly diminished by Jared Leto's role as Rayon.

But, the Oscar? Shut up and listen. I'm not saying that Jared did not do an absolutely fantastic job in that role. Rayon was my favorite character hands down. He played her with grace; she was funny and kind and just awesome in general. But he should not have been cast in that role.

They should have cast a trans woman to play Rayon. Plain and simple. There is no excuse. Jared Leto is a cis man in high heels in Dallas Buyers Club, and director Jean-Marc Vallee should be ashamed.

The thing is, the whole premise of the movie is to promote the eradication of transphobia and homophobia. It was supposed to support the understanding of the AIDS epidemic that has and still plagues the LGBTQ community. So why get this beautiful film all put together on paper and say Hey, ya know what would really drive home the point of acceptance and equality? Not even trying to cast a trans woman as a trans woman. Yeah. That'll teach 'em.

WHY

I mean, Mcconaughey, did a great job. He was sweet at the right moments and violent at others, and he did a lovely job of showing the transformation, not just of his sick body, but of his own understanding and love. The film in general did a nice job of displaying how intense fear of a group of people, due to lack of research and active avoidance/hatred/violence, can completely erase someone's humanity. And I mean that in a general sense for the person harboring hate and in a point-of-view sense of the person being hated. Everyone is humane unless you steal that right from someone else.

The film is also an example of the less than honorable dealings that go on between the FDA and the pharmaceutical companies, which can impede the distribution of viable drugs HARMS AND KILLS A SHIT LOAD OF PEOPLE SO STOP DOING IT.

So yes, I really liked this movie quite a lot. The make up crew deserves a standing ovation for the fluctuations between good days and bad days. The acting was awesome. The story is important.

BUT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY. Cast trans men and women to play trans men and women. Then, you may actually be doing something good for humanity, instead of just making a movie about a horrible man who got sick and learned that there are no monsters but money, and nothing healthier or more normal than fighting for a friend.

With love,
Laney

Movie Review of The Wolf of Wall Street

Spoilers. Duh. Language warning for the kids. Kids should not watch this movie anyway.

Drugs do bad things to people. {via}

Holy f*%&.

Yeah, okay, that was on purpose. Everyone has likely heard that The Wolf of Wall Street broke the movie record for most uses of the 'F word' in history. And there was certainly no shortage of other super fun terms that are not suitable for my respectable website.

Aw shit. Who am kidding. This was a damn good movie.

In all seriousness, though, I think that it was a well-done film. The story line has been done before; it's your average terrible-rich-white-guy-destroys-everyone's-lives plot, but the cinematography was fun to look at, if a bit circus-y, and Leonardo DiCaprio and (this was a surprise to me) Jonah Hill took this picture above and beyond.

Hill is hilarious; the perfect bully, wing man, and drug dealer for Leo's character. They wobble between a Smee and Captain Hook relationship, and a Sherlock and Watson partnership, depending on how high Leo happens to be during that particular scene. I think that Hollywood needs to watch out for Jonah Hill. He plays yet another chubby sidekick here, but at the same time, he nails the layers of doubt and addiction that his character is given, on top of the fabulous douchebagery that seems to go hand and hand with being a pompous Wall Street millionaire.

DiCaprio, of course, is brilliant. He cycles so quickly between tenderness and rage, lust and desperation, greed and faith. It's like watching somebody throw darts at a board of emotions and explode into this fantastical being with no limitations. If you thought Leo was a train off the tracks in Gatsby, it is no comparison to the firework spectacular of f*%& you that he is as Jordan Belfort here. I laughed for five minutes when he was so high that he had to crawl out of the country club and open the door of his Lamborghini with his foot, and the next morning when he realized he had not made it home without a scratch after all.

Fabulous acting aside, though, The Wolf of Wall Street is an obvious commentary on wealth and Wall Street in the United States. Hard drugs, "bitches", and money gained by cheating the system. Excessive white male privilege. This is not a movie where you root for the main character despite his flaws. This is a movie where you laugh at how ridiculous this lifestyle is and fervently hope he goes to jail.

He does. For like three seconds. At a jail with tennis courts. After selling out his "friends" to the government. Rich jerks suck, bro.

I don't know if Leo will win an Oscar this year. He deserves one at some point, however, and I am excited for what he will do in the future.

I am also excited for more movies that point out BS. Kudos for that to director Martin Scorsese. Because really, does anybody enjoy BS? In the words of Jordan Belfort, "Absolutely f*%&ing not."

With love,
Laney

My Top 5 Male Spirit Animals

And by "Spirit Animal", I mean someone who is literally so close to the definition of perfection, so much a dude after my own heart, that I wish I could cram them into a Pokèball and use them at will to destroy my enemies.

K. Let's get started.

5. Hank Green

Hank is sort of the lesser-known Vlog Brother, simply because he doesn't have any best selling novels or movie adaptations of said best selling novels. HOWEVER. Not only did Hank's CrashCourse YouTube lessons help me get through Biology this year, but also his replies to John on their channel make my week every week. I just love how kind and fabulous he is, and yes, I love the crap out of John Green, but lets be real, as a recent Nerdfighter, Hank is my new obsession.

Best Character Traits: sweet, hyper intelligent, receptive

Hey. Those are my glasses . . . {via}

4. Kingsley

King Johnston Hill, otherwise known as Kingsley on YouTube, is best known for his viral videos from his first year on YouTube and his biannual Overexposed series, in which he pokes fun at all the ridiculous things that were talked about too much that year. Kingsley is hilarious, and I am so sad that this is his last year posting videos to his channel. I will certainly be enjoying every single upload of his in 2014, and I wish him well in whatever he does after YouTube.

Best Character Traits: funny, reasonable, friendly

It's like he fell from some fab version of Heaven. {via}

3. Misha Collins

Misha, Misha, Misha. What to say about Misha? His birth name is Dmitri Tippens Krushnic. He renewed his wedding vows in drag. His son's name is West and they do a YouTube cooking show parody called "Cooking Fast and Fresh with West", which is potentially the most adorable thing on the internet. He stars as the badass angel on Supernatural, better known as Castiel or Cas. He's the greatest thing since sliced bread, especially because his charity, Random Acts, literally works to spread kindness in all forms. I would kill to meet this man.

Best Character Traits: versatile, open minded, fabulous

We have trapped him inside Tumblr, and we are never letting him out. {via}

2. Patrick Rothfuss

Pat, as he is known to fans of his Kingkiller Trillogy, not only wrote one of the best modern novels I have ever read, The Name of the Wind (its sequel, The Wise Man's Fear, is also pretty great), but also runs a blog devoted to updating his readers on his book tours, his life, and his ridiculously cute son (nicknamed 'Oot' to keep him out of the public eye). Patrick's heart is bigger than his beard, and that's saying something. He's like a brunette Santa, especially because you'd need a sack to carry around those big-ass novels. 1700 pages put together. Worth. It.

Best Character Traits: talented, caring, soulful

Ignore the creepy face. He's actually a teddy bear. {via}

1. Jon Stewart

Jon gets the #1 spot because he is keeping George Carlin's front row seat to the freak show warm. By that, I mean he is the leading pundit in America, followed VERY closely by Stephen Colbert, and he is consistently a voice of reason on television. I know. I know. It's Comedy Central. It's all a joke, right? Yeah, no. All the best comedy is funny because it's true. Contrary to Carlin, however, Jon shows utmost respect for all of his guests, regardless of whether or not their politics activate his gag reflex. He also manages to destroy their ideals, but hey, all's fair in love and progressive satire. I will be a fan of this man long after the news channels he devotes his life to critiquing air video montage memorials of his legacy. Hopefully, this is a long way off. America needs you, Jon. Don't leave us.

Best Character Traits: devoted, tactful, hilarious

That moment when Jon fangirled. We have so much in common. {via}

Hope you guys enjoyed!

Female version coming VERY soon!!

With love,
Laney